Monday, May 12, 2008


Say what you will about his turnover, but I think Steve Downie was the Flyers best player last night.


Now those of you with access to "yahoo" or "nhl.com" are probably saying "that guy only played 3:46 last night, surely this guy is having a laugh!" I assure you I am not having a laugh. As a matter of fact my cat, Kittens, died yesterday and I'm not finding too much to laugh about these day.

Anyway, when Steve Downie was out on the ice he was making his presence felt. If he wasn't laying out Brooks Orpik behind the net, he was controlling the puck down low. When he wasn't putting the Penguins muppet lesbian superstar on his rear end he was lining up perfectly for a faceoff.

Steve Downie will be in the lineup again this series. He's a little spark plug. He kind of reminds me of a certain Penguins player, except he doesn't like to participate in group sex with his parents over the Thanksgiving break.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Go Pens!!!!!!! said...

Wait... I'm confused. Are you saying he was Pittsburgh's best player? Cause I'm sure every Penguins fan would love to see him in the line-up for game 3. He could probably help us out on our power play... not that we even need him.

May 13, 2008 2:22 AM  
Blogger BlacknGold66 said...

Turtle

May 13, 2008 2:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog sucks. You continuously rely on stupid, profane smears to inculcate humor into a whiny rant about why the Penguins drool and the Flyers rule.

"Muppet lesbian superstar?" What does that even mean? That's not funny, it's just stupid and you look stupid for saying it.

Grow up or shut up.

May 13, 2008 9:00 AM  
Anonymous bill clement said...

if you want to see what homers look like, as well as prob. that fat guy wearing the wig at game 2, please consult the top 3 posts above mine.

Anon's comment cracks me up, because it IS funny. Maybe this blog just needs to stick to fart jokes and knock-knock one liners for our western PA breathern to understand.

May 13, 2008 9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wouldn't the most obvious solution to any of my fellow anon's comments be just to stop visiting the site?

-anon

May 13, 2008 9:19 AM  
Blogger Messier11 said...

So all it takes is a Muppet Lesbian Superstar to beat the big bad Flyers?

Bill Clement: At least fart & knock knock jokes are funnier than the pig shit on this site. Hey look I can make a joke too:

Danielle Briere uses Summers Eve douche in between periods. HAHA that was so fucking funny!!!

May 13, 2008 10:36 AM  
Anonymous mario66 said...

Hey messier11, for someone who hates this blog so much you sure read and comment on it a lot...Go Pens!!

May 13, 2008 11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

have you ever heard that little pole smoker b"queer"aire talk? his s's are the stuff a pillow biters masterbatory fantasies are made of! actually, truth be known, the ENTIRE flyers squad loves the cock. LOVES IT!
thank god that shithead downie played again, nice turnover!

May 14, 2008 12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who knows anything about the game of hockey would have to say the best player on the ice for the Flyers was either Hatcher or Richards. There is no way you can say Downie was the top dog. As a checking forward his man goal is to bang in the corners, NOT TURN THE PUCK OVER, and generally be a pest. Blue line turnovers (attacking and defensive zones) for a 4 line are death especially with talented forwards on the ice. Mr. Downie needs to watch some old video of Claude Lemieux, Darren McCarty, Joel Otto, and to an extent Trent Klatt. Those boys know how to get it deep and muck it up to slow down a fast team. I am a big Flyers fan so I hope he can rebound and learn from this so that he can put his name down in the same page as those mentioned above.

May 14, 2008 9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone in Pittsburgh thought Downie was the Flyers best player too. We especially loved the assist he had on the game winning goal. Game 3 was almost as good for him. Keep him in the line-up, maybe the refs will give us some of those calls yinz are all talking about.

Boyfromtheburgh

May 15, 2008 9:16 AM  
Anonymous pcsolotto said...

I agree with you about these. Well someday Ill create a blog to compete you! lolz.

May 16, 2008 7:40 AM  

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