Sunday, May 11, 2008

5. The Dodge Journey…the sun is out, the sun is out – the first guy who goes down that slip and slid is the only one who doesn’t use a tube. I assume the results off the “test run” were negative.

4. Mike’s Hard Lemonade – why are they trying to toughen up their image? They make hard lemonade. If they want to boost sales they should go with an “easier to buy than beer” or “a good way to get your non-drinking high school girlfriend drunk” campaign.

3. Just For Men, Touch of Grey – when that old man is, after surfing and boozing all morning and balling all afternoon, playing lead in some old man rock band and having his face sucked by a woman half his age I always get severly grossed out. Not sure if it’s that I know he’s wearing a diaper under those Levi’s or that he looks like he’s shitting in it while she pulls him in, but it’s not good.

2. Versus – I’ve never been sure what the benefit was of advertising for your own chanel on your own chanel. We know Versus shows NHL hockey – that’s why we’re watching. Also, no one wants to watch bicycle racing. Anywhere.

1. KFC – those people on the stairs talk with their mouths full the entire commerical. Also, next time you see it, and you can be assured you will, look at how pissed off that black dude gets when the other guy tells him to keep the dollar. His face the whole first ten seconds of the commercial looks like he wants to kill that punk walking down the stairs.


Let's Go Flyers!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Ruutu Loves Downie Soft said...

I'm glad Flyers fans at least enjoyed the commercials of the last game... since there wasn't really anything for them to enjoy in between breaks.

P.S. Everyone in Pittsburgh would prefer it if this time Downie doesn't cry uncle and run away from a fight before Ruutu is through with him.

May 11, 2008 6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R u crying that was a goal? Wah!
Now that Downey's suited, lets see who runs from who. R u serious? Ruutu? Hah!

May 11, 2008 8:40 PM  
Blogger hakan said...

i always assumed it to be true, but that last comment proves that all flyers fans have down(ie) syndrome.

someone please bitch about the refs, because they tried to hand out free candy to the flyers via waiving off goals that clearly were across the line, but they STILL couldn't do anything about it.

May 11, 2008 11:53 PM  
Anonymous JerseyDevil312 said...

Stupid Flyer fan, you forgot the Dockers commercial.

May 15, 2008 2:26 PM  
Anonymous pcsolotto said...

I agree with you about these. Well someday Ill create a blog to compete you! lolz.

May 16, 2008 7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That "old" dude would kick your butt with one hand tied behind his back. Matter of fact, so would his GF... and he's younger than she, DumbA. When you get a little older you'll learn to spot the crow's feet... say, fifteen? One more thing. There're two Ns in channel. What a doufus, LOL.

October 1, 2008 7:00 PM  

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