16 December 2009
The 2010 Winter Classic is a little over 2 weeks away and my lady's intuition tells me that there should be about 5,000 to 10,000 Flyers fans making their way up to the great Northeast this New Year's Eve. Even for those of you that know Boston, and especially for those of you that don't, we put together a pretty simple guide on what to expect. From getting up there to what to do with yourself after the game.
Boston's a great city, but don't forget you're entering enemy territory on one of the biggest party weekends of all time. Chances of spending the night in Boston Commons are significantly increased if you don't read this entire guide from front to back. Left to right. And then put your hand up on my hip - when I dip, you dip, we dip.
Feel free to take advantage of all the buttons on the clever little contraption below. Download a copy, email it to your mistress, tweet the shit out of it. Do all that stuff.
And if you're from Boston and you're all pissed, save it. You're my second favorite city in the U.S. I love you. There, I said it - I Love You. But the fact of the matter is you guys do crush the shit out of it. I've never seen anything like it in an place that wasn't Las Vegas.
This one time, in Boston, I was outside the BHP (in line of course) and this total ja-moke came outside, ripped of his button-down and challenged all the bouncers to a fight. This giant dude got off of his stool and started walking towards the guy and as the guy went to take his undershirt off over his head the bouncer popped him right the jaw. The guy was laying on the freezing cold cement, shirtless and unconscious. And they left him there! I've never seen anything like it.
Oh yeah, and Flyers fans. The BHP has that power punch game in the back on the left, if you need to warm up or just want to impress some girls from Umass-Dartmouth.
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