I admit to messing around on Craigslist for your amusement in the past, but I promise this was not me.

I'm constantly looking for interesting bits of Flyers related anything in a number of non-traditional places on the internet, CL being one of them. Today I came across something that looked a little desperate and suspicious in the personal ads:

Obviously this is the same guy right? And as you can see I only ready 3 of the ads because when I read the last (top/most recent) one I was all "what the fuck?" Here it is:

Now this isn't CSI FGSB, but if you had read the previous two ads you'd notice this dudes progression from "nice girl" to "cute girl" to "cute sexy girl" that accompanied an increasingly irritated tone with regards to finding someone to go to a game on CL. Weird right? If that weren't strange enough in the last ad the guy says it's short notice because a friend bailed on him this morning and then ends it with "This is my 5th post."

What the fuck is that all about?

So just a heads up, if any of your female Flyers fan friends have been missing work or left you a message on Monday saying they were being chopped up into little pieces that probably wasn't the Jerky Boys practicing for their reunion album.

But then again, he does say he's a nice guy….