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Flyers Christmas Present
Written by Ryan   
Thursday, 19 November 2009 10:09

Last night's game was too late to make the print edition of today's blog. Please see one of any number of Flyers sites for the recap. Doesn't matter which.

Is your loved one always saying "I love the Flyers but I never know what time it is?" Are they constantly complaining that the clock on the cable box or microwave is too harsh on their eyes? Well now you can help.

Introducing the world's first High Definition Clock! The perfect Christmas present for all Flyers fans who also love telling time!

Made of the finest plastic and cardboard, this 12" HD Clock will revolutionize the way you tell time. No more "quarter of" or "half past." Now you'll be able to AMAZE your friends with your precise pronouncements of the time.

"It's 7:48."

Picture that. God they'll be jealous. Don't you want your husband or wife to be the envy of all his or her friends?

"Tim and Tina always know what time it is. Why don't you love me?"

That's the exact scene you want happening on Christmas morning at all of your friends' houses as you sit in your abode, basking in the knowledge that A Christmas Story won't start over again for another 7 minutes. Not "any minute now" like you used to say. When you were a stupid shit head.

I promise you this will be the best $25 you spend in your entire life. And it's not just because I am the founder of the HD Clock. It's because I'm smart and your track record proves that you make stupid decisions. Make those stupid decisions on time.

Coming this Winter, HD Mirrors and HD Simon Gagne Posters!



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