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Listen up turkeys.

I've seen people rip each other's hair out for those stupid and stale t-shirts that come out of the potato guns between periods. It's not something I understand, but people love mother fucking t-shirts. So this is what we here at Flyers Goal Scored By are going to do for you. We're going to give you a free t-shirt.

The Flyers are headed on a 5 game road trip. It starts tomorrow night against Randy Jones and ends a week later against Freddy Myer. All you have to do is send an e-mail to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it  letting us know who you think will score the most points on the trip and how many. That's it.

This is how it works.

• If you get the player correct at the end of the week you get moved into a smaller pool of people who picked that player. Same thing if two players tie.
• It then comes down to whoever is closet in the amount of points they guessed.
• In the situation where Oskars scores 14 points and Joe P and Tracy V were both off by one point:
  • Joe P - Oskars Bartulis - 15 points
  • Tracy V - Oskars Bartulis - 13 points
• Rod Rodey has cautioned us to go with Tracy V as the victor. He says that's how they did it at his old gig.
• If there are multiple people with Oskars at 14 points we'll tape the drawing for the winner. Lil' Simon Gagne (you might know him from the famous Flyers-Senators commercial that was all over the internet earlier this month) will pull the winner and we'll post the video. So you know we're not up to anything scandalous, and I swear another ***** couldn't handle it, see ya shakin that thang like who's da ish, with a look in her eye so devilish.

Sorry about that.

You get one game for free. There's no telling how many Flyers are going to burn Randy Jones tomorrow night. So while you can submit your guess immediately, the deadline for entries is 10:00 PM EST on Friday night, just before the puck drops against the Sharks. 10:01 and you're out of it.

Please also limit entries to one per e-mail address. If you have multiple e-mail addresses go for it. If you want to create new ones for extra shots at this badass t-shirt you are truly devoted, and also go for it.

When we have a winner we'll discretely name him/her with no last names and then ask for your address and preferred size, and come to your house and stuff you in a bag and resume your life as if we were you. Whoops, I meant we'll send you the t-shirt. No propaganda, no anthrax, no poop. If you want to feel safer have us send it to your parents' house. They made it through the Cuban Missile Crisis, they can make it through anything.

Any questions hit us up in the comments. Or e-mail us.

Good luck chumps. The house money's on Oskars.