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Written by Ryan
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Wednesday, 14 July 2010 06:26 |
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 Good Morning,
Those of you who take public transportation, I applaud you. Not only are you reducing our generation's carbon foot print, you're also, on a daily basis, resisting the urge to fucking strangle dozens of people on your morning commute. Oh don't give me that. The person who comes and stands right next to you on the abandoned train platform, the person who for some reason decides to sit in your seat on the bus, the person who must have gotten some add-on because there's no chance your iPod could play Calypso music that loudly. You're heroes. Because there are no five minute majors out here in the real world, and you manage to avoid taking penalties that would cost your team severely every single day.
Now, the newest born again Flyer, he doesn't live his public life like we do. He acts on impulses and he makes a muss of peoples' faces when he wants to. He's a Harley. And that's why I'm glad to have him back for at least another year (or up until the trade deadline). We once again are the toughest team in the league, and isn't that wonderful.
Murder aside, I'm already getting tired of moving the pieces around, but with Jody Shelley and Daniel Carcillo on our roster Car Bomb needs to step up the production. A third line spot is there for him to reach out and steal, he just has to do it. He has to get on 20 goal pace early on in a year when he surprises us like bruisers of the past: the artist formerly known as Chris Simon with 29 goals in 2000, the resting in peace Bob Probert with 20 bongos in 1992, the third in the league in PIM Steve Downie with 22 goals last year.
I'm happy he's back to kick off the 2010-11 season in toxic pumpkin orange. Our borderline side show status is one of the main reasons I love the Flyers. If we didn't have Chris Pronger, Jody Shelley, and Daniel Carcillo what would local media write about when we came to town? (Goaltending)
And I'm happy that you got into work safely, champ. Yes that guy laying down across 4 seats probably deserved a penalty himself, but the refs always catch the retaliation. Good on ya. Have a Xanax and mellow down.
FGSB Ryan
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