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Written by Ryan
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Sunday, 07 March 2010 09:41 |
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You know those tv shows where you get tomorrow's news today, and it's up to you to decide what to do with it? Get rich, save someone's life, get in touch with that guy who's about to put his antique checker board in the classifieds and buy it before he creates a flood of demand. Well, we're always here to help you. We care - that's it. We care about humanity and most especially about Philadelphians. So if you're wavering about watching tonight's game in a 'well it could be a good game because these teams always fight and neither can play defense but I like to put on 4 pairs of sucks and get in bed at 6 PM on Sundays and have a 7 hour long anxiety attack' kind of way then don't worry, we'll tell you what happens.
I was afforded the opportunity to go into the future this morning and I didn't check to see if mine or Marty McFly's kids married a black man (© Family Guy), I went to 10 o'clock tonight and looked at the box score for tonight's game. And here's what it told me:
1st Period 16:00 - Simon Gagne (Coburn, Laperriere) 18:53 - PP Claude Giroux (Briere, Carle) Penalties Daniel Carcillo - 2 Min Elbowing, :028 Ian Laperriere - 5 Min Fighting, 3:58 Jed Ortmeyer - 5 Min Fighting, 3:58 Phil Kessel, 2 Min Slashing, 18:20
2nd Period 2:19 - Tyler Bozak (Kaberle, Kessel) 4:16 - Nikolai Kulemin (Phaneuf) 5:20 - Fredrik Sjostrom (Stalberg, Wallin) 8:09 - Claude Giroux (Hartnell, van Riemsdyk) 10:47 - Chris Pronger (Betts, Laperriere) Penalties Daniel Carcillo - 5 Min Fighting, 11:16 Dion Phaneuf - 5 Min Fighting, 11:16
3rd Period 1:17 - Dion Phaneuf (Kaberle, Grabovski) 8:28 - PP Daniel Briere (Carle, Coburn) Penalties Ville Leino - 2 Min Interference, 1:38 Viktor Stalberg - 2 Min Slashing, 7:50 Colton Orr - 2 Min High Sticking, 16:52
We win 5-4, which is actually kind of believable. So is us wining 1-0, and them winning 8-1. Which is always the strange thing about being a Flyers fan - you literally never have any idea what's going to happen.
My advice to you is this: buy tickets off stubhub, don't think about tomorrow or this week, go to Chickie and Pete's for dinner, eat crab fries, drink cold beers, and then cheer for Mike Richards, Chris Pronger, and Kimmo Timonen when they make you during some short opening ceremony. Spend all of your money tonight and in general live like you were dyin'. Tim McGraw's words, not mine. _ _ _ _ _ _
In regular time news the Phantoms were shut out last night againt Binghamton. After they more than likely lose to the Bears tonight they will be 28-32-2, and for all intents and purposes, done with their run at the playoffs.
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