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Learn to Control Your Excitement
Written by Ryan   
Sunday, 07 March 2010 12:07
This picture just goes to show you the old adage is true - you can lead a rich person to their unobstructed view but you can't teach them that there's no need to stand when you're the very first person behind the net.
 
I'm not sure what the etiquette is for polo matches or crab walk races, but in sports when there's nothing between you and the action please try to be cognisant of the little children behind you who even when they stand on their seats can't see past your bald spotted dome or fried blond hair.
 
If you have hemorrhoids go for the top row in any arena. You can stand all game. Hell, you can even be a fat guy and dance all game, and earn yourself the clever moniker 'Dancing Fat Guy."


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written by Ronnybrook, March 08, 2010
Holy shit. That's where that guy gets his moves! The choreography is literally a step-for-step reproduction.

I love FGSB investigative journalism.
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written by jmertin817, March 08, 2010
That video is DISGUSTING!!!!
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written by Watchinem Flyers, March 08, 2010
Y'all bitches just shut your asses up and listen. Seriously. I got to the PHL this afternoon trying to get on a plane that would take me to San Diego with a stop-over in Phoenix...actually, that's wrong already. I was waiting in line for my poor-ass zone to be called so that I could enjoy the privilege of getting on the fucking plane when out of nowhere (well, actually, he came from over my right shoulder, kind of like an absurdly tall 4-o-clock), who do you think gently nudges my ass aside with a massive (yet calm and peaceful, and strangely soothing, I might add) baritone "Excuse me"?

Fucking Donovan!

That's right! Donovan Fucking McNabb (and I assume His Fucking Mama) gave me the VIP brush-aside while I was in line and was eventually seated in seat 1F on my flight from Philadelphia to San Diego via Phoenix.

Now, if you've never seen the Donovan McNabb in person, let me just set your ass straight on something. Fucking dude is huge. Seriously. You take the biggest dude you ever met and stack him on top of Rick Flair, and then you have about 1/3 of a Donovan McNabb. Yet, he took up fewer seats than one Kevin Smith? All jokes aside... Seeing the dude in person gives you a whole new appreciation of how fucking huge linemen must be....

Strangely enough, nothing even remotely interesting transpired. Nobody bothered him. Despite my 30 minutes of scheming, I couldn't come up with a question for him that I thought was funny (at least, none that didn't involve the phrase "deez nuts!").

He just chilled out there in seat 1F, wearing an incredibly tacky t-shirt that had some kind of glittery shit on it.

Seriously, you got 18 gazillion fucking dollars... buy yourself a fucking shirt, no? A nice one! Made by gay British tailors whose fathers were gay British tailors, right? Don't bring that fucking half-ass Ed Hardy shit up in here!

Maybe it's just the Philly in me that brings out the bitch in me, but damn, that was one ugly ass T-shirt.

By the way, Donovan, if you're reading this... Personally, I love you in ways I'm not prepared to admit publicly, and if it makes a difference, I vomited at the end of that Super Bowl, too.


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written by 2nd Row, March 07, 2010
Thank You!!!!!!
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written by thasmin, March 07, 2010
Indeed!

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