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That's How You Celebrate a Goal!
Written by Ryan   
Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:08

 
Frank Seravalli had a very good story on philly.com the other day that gave us some insight into what exactly is going on up there in Glen Falls. If you have a cup of coffee and 5 minutes, which you obviously do because you're wasting your time here, it's a good read.

Last night the Phantoms suffered a difficult loss to the Syracuse Crunch. And by difficult I mean going into the third winning 5-3, giving up 3 goals, the winner being a short-handed tally, difficult.

I'm late the party as usual (just getting into C+C Music Factory) but everyone who has a computer should be following @PSPhantoms on Twitter. And if you're still not using Twitter because it sounds stupid the truth is that you're right - it is. But it's also like another inbox for you to check where only stories that you're interested in come through. You just have to sift through the hundreds of internet broadcasters that announce goals like you didn't see them. Not a big deal. You could also set up an RSS (Really Simple Syndication) if you want your blogs and articles delivered to you, but we'll leave that for the old man who gives away cd-roms about the eBay to explain to you.

You can't stop progress.
 

Which means you also can't stop the United States of America. Yesterday was a bit tense but we got through it ('we' as in me and them). I think that Finland is the perfect opponent for us at this point. They're a team that the US should be scared of, which if the Canada game is any indication, makes us play better. They're also a team with that ass hotdish Kimmo Timonen (sorry Kimmo) and his buddies Lasse Kukkonen, Janne Niskala, and Joni Pitkanen. Finland's Defense is sponsored by the Philadelphia Flyers. I'm still pissed that the game is being played at noon in Vancouver. The women's tournament will be over tomorrow so why wouldn't they have a 4 PM game and a 7PM game? I've not been very interested in getting on the NBC bashing bandwagon this Olympics, because frankly I don't give a shit what channel the game's on, whether I miss 5 minutes because of curling, or who is announcing, but I don't really see the rationale behind the scheduling tomorrow. What can you do…

While the Phantoms play the Admirals tomorrow, and the US plays Finland tomorrow, this is what you're up against this weekend. Remember what we've practiced. Buy more food and beer than you can fit into your car, make sure all your devices are powered as much as they can be in case the power goes out, bust out the candles, and buy Trivial Pursuit and you'll be ok. Or at least drunk in the dark. Which means if you can find a spark you can dance. Which should be of some comfort.



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written by Snevik, February 26, 2010
I like to think every person on earth is just one possible incarnation of Trent Klatt. Like, at any given moment, time go in an infinite number of directions based on the actions of the free-willed? Well, the choices you make in life determine what type of Trent Klatt you are.

There is no Chaos Theory, without Trent Klatt.
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written by FGSB Ryan, February 26, 2010
You don't like Clutterbuck, Fran? He's the fucking man!

A modern day Pat Verbeek with out the scoring or pesting prowess. So a modern day Trent Klatt.
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written by FGSB:Fran, February 25, 2010
Cal Clutterbuck is an ass hotdish. And that is 100% the derogatory meaning of "ass hotdish"
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written by Snevik, February 25, 2010
Ruh roh: Clutterbuck signed for 1.4 per over 3. This bodes poorly for contract talks with our own mustachioed swashbuckler.
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written by Tim Tebow, February 25, 2010
Ass Cassette
Ass Massacre and Ass Assassination(x2!)sounds like porns
Ass Compass
Ass Class (maybe another porn)
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
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written by FGSB Ryan, February 25, 2010
@AR16 90% of these posts are generated in some way, shape, or form while sitting 5 inches above a pile of P. It would makes sense that reading it is more enjoyable from whence it came.

Ass casserole vs. Ass hotdish - you be the judge.
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written by FGSB Ryan, February 25, 2010
I mean, if you're going for the definition that will one day be in the dictionary, yes, that's it verbatim.

In this case I was using it in its more obscure 5th form, meaning literally ground up and baked peices of asses. Served warm at a family style meal. Fold back the tin foil and enjoy.
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written by Snevik, February 25, 2010
I'm unclear whether ass hotdish is a complimentary or derogatory term. Given the context--the duality of Kimo as a Flyer and a Finn--I can only assume it applies to people/objects that you would like to hatefuck while staring intensely into their eyes.
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written by AR16, February 25, 2010
Read and enjoyed via iPhone app while sitting on The Can. Now THAT is livin!

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written by Watchinem Flyers, February 25, 2010
Sadly, due to certain legal restrictions stemming from an ugly misunderstanding that took place in a Minnesota cafeteria line a few years back, I am barred from benefiting (either financially or in terms of publicity) from any use of the term "hotdish", particularly in combination with the words "ass", "nipple", and/or "anaconda".


Feel free to make a donation to a charity of your choosing in my name, and we'll call it even.
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written by FGSB Ryan, February 25, 2010
Do you have a paypal account where we can wire the royalties?
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written by Watchinem Flyers, February 25, 2010
I feel honored that "ass hotdish" has taken root. And yes, pun intended.

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