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Written by Ryan
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Monday, 25 January 2010 09:48 |
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When Sergei Gonchar scored the 4th goal in the Penguins Shhh Comeback last April so effortlessly he became my most hated Penguin. Crosby, Staal, Malkin, Orpik - I dislike them. But I think I always had it in me to hate Gonchar. Before the puck came to him you knew he was going to score. As he began to wind up you knew where it was going. And when it was sitting in the net behind Marty Biron you were laying on the floor, beer spilled everywhere.
When Sergei Gonchar laid a hit on one of the toughest little fuckers in the NHL a couple weeks ago that would have seen him suspended for 20 games if the hit had taken place in the OHL and he got off Scott free because of a supossed good reputation, he joined Steve Ott on the tallest podium I have as one of my most hated ambassadors of a game I luuuuv (Miller Lite commercial that is not funny because in real life he'd have no problem telling her that and then he'd bang her and the real problem would crop up when she started to catch on that he was lying just to bang her, which of course he has already done).
When he was the one who of course scored on a bullshit double minor to Simon Gagne I vomited on my pants. Malkin hits a guy with a history of concussions right in the head with his elbow and Gagne literally hugs him and the Flyers get a double minor. It was a stupid move by Gagne but something a secure ref should let slide considering the history of the player involved, its distance from the play, and a 2-0 to 1-1 swing.
And if you're a Pens fan on a last day troll go ahead and tear into my bitching in the comments because I'd be glad to have them. But I'm with Cal Clutterbuck on this one. Someone's going to get Gonchar. I originally thought what David Koci did in the '08 preseason was bullshit, but chances are it's something Gonchar had been earning dive by dive, cross check by cross check, indignant look by indignant look.
Fuck him and fuck his goolash peddling mother. I can't confirm anythng, but if you told me there was a nazi in the NHL I would guess that it was Sergei Gonchar. Hypothetically.
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