Who's Here?

We have 80 guests online

Syndication

Kovalchuk to Have Teammates
Written by Ryan   
Friday, 05 February 2010 08:28
 
If you don't know by now and you're finding out here I guess you were pretty drunk last night and that makes me a news source. But in truth I have to credit Sam Rosen because he's the one who told me during a wild(ly entertaining) Capitals-Rangers game last night. Through the television in case you didn't pick up on that.

Ilya Kovalchuk is a Devil. He and some guy called Ben Walter are sharing #17 on the Devils roster currently. Something tells me Ben should look into a new number.

Chances are you've been having one of two responses to this news, or possibly both alternating:

1. Why couldn't he go to the Western Conference?
2. If you want to win you have to beat the best.

But seeing as I'm a blogger I have a more developed brain then you, and the only thing I've been thinking is 'Why not become a Devils fan?" Seriously. There's always plenty of seats at games, they're featured in one of the more famous Seinfeld episodes of all time, and I can't even name one of their defensemen off the top of my head except for Paul Martin and Scott Stevens.
…….

It feels like Kovalchuk just arrived in the Eastern Conference. He's obviously been here the whole time but now his presence is going to pose as a problem. In the East there's Ovechkin, Crosby, Malkin, and Kovalchuk. In the West you have the two Sedins doing dirty things to each other. No comparison.

But I can't imagine that Kovy's going to stay in NJ. I might just be biased because I'm from there and now live in New York, but where is he even going to stay for the rest of the season? In Tony Soprano's basement? There's just nothing up here but Newark and the only thing that won't get you stabbed in Newark is staying the Prudential Center. So maybe he'll live there I guess.

With the type of money he turned down from the Thrashers (over $11M a year) he's going to need to get at least that much to save face and not make it look like he was just trying to escape Atlanta (which he was) come the offseason. But that kind of money means he has to go somewhere that's not currently up against the cap, or won't be next year, and therefore probably isn't a top contender for the Cup, which I wonder even interests him that much. But a growing team that will definitely have room for him in a decent hockey market is the Islanders. Time will tell.

For now the Rangers went out and got SkullFace and the Devils just got Kovalchuk. No one is going to beat us single handedly but both teams are a little better than they were last week. Now all we need is for the Penguins to bring in Scott Neidermayer, the Isles to replace Brendan Witt with Sheldon Souray and Ray Whitney, and the Flyers to trade Scott Hartnell for Dominic Moore and the universe will be aligned.


Digg! Reddit! Facebook! Technorati! StumbleUpon! BallHype: hype it up!
Trackback(0)
Comments (4)Add Comment
...
written by FGSB::Fran, February 05, 2010
oh snap, Ryan got punked!!!
...
written by a guest, February 05, 2010
"But seeing as I'm a blogger I have a more developed brain than you"

Sorry....smilies/sad.gif
...
written by a guest, February 05, 2010
The Sopranos never did tie up that loose end of the Russian disappearing in the woods...
...
written by a guest, February 05, 2010
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Skull-face. AHHHHHHHHHHH, I am just waking up I was reading that and its so funny and true olli is ugly as fuck.

Write comment

busy
 

About Bloguin

Bloguin is the revolutionary blog network specifically focused on helping bloggers get the most out of their websites. We're currently working on building a large network of online communities and hope to expand our blogging coverage to include a wide range of topics.

Advertisers

The Bloguin Network allows advertisers to promote their products and services to our ever-growing number of visitors. We offer both site-specific ad placements as well as the ability to run a network-wide campaign. If you're interested in working with Bloguin to meet your advertising needs, please contact us.

Bloggers Wanted

The Bloguin Network is always looking to expand. We're specifically looking for blogs in the sports, entertainment, and video games field, but are open to adding any type of quality site. If you're a blogger and interested in joining our network, please fill out our application form.

The Bloguin Login

The Bloguin Login gives you full access to everything our network has to offer. Your name and password will work for each and every one of our sites. Signing up is simple, and will allow you to post in all our forums, create member blogs, and access other cool features! What are you waiting for? Create an Account!