| 03 November 2010
It's been a while since we hit on either of our major sidebar items from last year, and seeing how Craigslist has done away with their personals section, if I'm going to resurrect one it's going to have to be What You Just Missed. For those of you new to the site, welcome to 2007. This is a little segment where I find rare or strange Flyers items that are for sale on eBay and then struggle to make a little joke about them. The problem with What You Just Missed was all the emails we'd get asking why we didn't post our spot before the items went off. One. And it was very annoying and interfered with my monitoring of who was following us on Twitter and subsequent wondering who had stopped following us because our number of followers had not grown.
So consider this a heads up. Some of these items are Buy it Now (the dildos) and some are in auction, but all are yours to own unless you spent your last dime buying a dime because you're addicted to los drugas.
Item #1 - Rebels for a Cause Book
This book, published in 1998, is a choose your own adventure where all roads lead to Rod Brind'Amour, John Leclair, and Eric Lindros building you a house. The only difference in ending is who sexes you up in that house when it's built. Make sure to follow the link and check out the back cover for the adult adult's version.
Item #2 - Deuces Wild Flyers Neck Tie
You'll be the hit of the retirement home poker table with this accoutrement. Or better yet, head down to the Borgata and show up to a blackjack table wearing this noose. Watch the dealer tremble with fear when he realizes he's got a regular Vince Vaughn on his hands tonight, baby. (Carpet not included)
Item #3 - Mark Howe Pepsi "Collector" Can
"Shut up, Janet! One day this is going to be worth something! But I am kind of thirsty..."
Pepsi dropped the ball on this one. It's currently going for $1, but that's only because Mark Howe was quite obviously a caffeine full kind of player. Dude played wing for Gordie Howe!!
Item #4 - Flyers Orange Leather Jacket
Someone call Paulie Walnuts. Can you believe this jacket is starting at ONLY $125 and no one has bid on it??? (BTW, ravenscove55, if this jacket was at the Salvation Army for $5 maaayyybbbeee some college kid would buy it. Hope you didn't already fill up its place in your closet with an authentic Looney Tunes jacket.)
Item #5 - Ticket to the Flyers Sens game on 11/15, and VIP Parking
I don't ordinarily put tickets on here but I was just amazed about how right Darwin was. You shut down the Craigslist's sexy section and the human will adapt. I'm pretty sure that the aisle seat is right next to this guy. And well, ladies, I think you can see your parking spot right there.
So consider this a heads up. Some of these items are Buy it Now (the dildos) and some are in auction, but all are yours to own unless you spent your last dime buying a dime because you're addicted to los drugas.
Item #1 - Rebels for a Cause Book
This book, published in 1998, is a choose your own adventure where all roads lead to Rod Brind'Amour, John Leclair, and Eric Lindros building you a house. The only difference in ending is who sexes you up in that house when it's built. Make sure to follow the link and check out the back cover for the adult adult's version.
Item #2 - Deuces Wild Flyers Neck Tie
You'll be the hit of the retirement home poker table with this accoutrement. Or better yet, head down to the Borgata and show up to a blackjack table wearing this noose. Watch the dealer tremble with fear when he realizes he's got a regular Vince Vaughn on his hands tonight, baby. (Carpet not included)
Item #3 - Mark Howe Pepsi "Collector" Can
"Shut up, Janet! One day this is going to be worth something! But I am kind of thirsty..."
Pepsi dropped the ball on this one. It's currently going for $1, but that's only because Mark Howe was quite obviously a caffeine full kind of player. Dude played wing for Gordie Howe!!
Item #4 - Flyers Orange Leather Jacket
Someone call Paulie Walnuts. Can you believe this jacket is starting at ONLY $125 and no one has bid on it??? (BTW, ravenscove55, if this jacket was at the Salvation Army for $5 maaayyybbbeee some college kid would buy it. Hope you didn't already fill up its place in your closet with an authentic Looney Tunes jacket.)
Item #5 - Ticket to the Flyers Sens game on 11/15, and VIP Parking
I don't ordinarily put tickets on here but I was just amazed about how right Darwin was. You shut down the Craigslist's sexy section and the human will adapt. I'm pretty sure that the aisle seat is right next to this guy. And well, ladies, I think you can see your parking spot right there.
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