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Karma can be a bitch, but it can also be the shit. It just depends on what you do to set off the cycle.

As far as the Buffalo Sabres are concerned, they're due for some good luck. No, not because of anything they've done on the ice, but because Buffalo's generous old uncle, Terry Pegula, gave Friend of Philadelphia Ville Leino a bajillion dollars over the next six years. Granted, Big Ville Style only has 2 points in 10 games, but it was still a really nice thing to do for a relatively unproven foreigner.

So we'd like to do something for Buffalo in return. And that something is to get a young Buffalonian named Justin an MJ, or at least an HJ, from a young Buffalionette.

We recently came across this ad in Craigslist's Personals, Buffalo Style:

To anyone interested,

Looking for a date for the Sabres game this Wednesday, as my friends are all working. No pressure, I'm just looking to get to know someone new, and maybe this is a good way to go about it. I'd like to go grab some drinks before, maybe like Cobblestone or Pearl Street? I have seasons so the ticket is on me (maybe you could buy me a drink if you want, haha!)

A little about me, I'm 5'10, blonde hair, blue eyes. No I'm not jacked, super tanned, have amazingly good celebrity looks (although a couple people have said I look like Justin Bieber but I don't agree!) or anything like that, so if that's all you are looking for don't bother. I like to think I'm pretty funny, but I'm a bit sarcastic so if you can't take it best you know now. I got a house in North Tonawanda, I also work a lot and go to school, so I don't have a lot of free time but when I do I like to have a good time. Obviously Sabres games are one of my favorite things to do, but besides that I think I'm just like anyone else (Watching movies, partying, hanging out with friends, etc.)

If you are interested send me a response (put something creative in the subject so I know it's not spam.) Let me know a little about yourself or whatever and include a picture, I will respond with a picture as well.

Talk to you soon,
Justin

Ladies…he got a house.

So here's a nice guy looking to have a fun time at a game with a random lady, not because his friends don't exist, but because they all work from 7-10 on Wednesdays. He likes to party (hopefully code for "do coke") and he's old enough to drink and all you have to do is buy this Bieber namesake, and possibly facesake, a single beer and you get to enjoy a Sabres hockey game for free! WTF are you waiting for?!?

Also he basically cannot kidnap you. He's pretty much spelling that out - that his short, unjacked, pale body couldn't really wrestle you into a trunk, Dexter style.

So let's come together, as the strong hockey community we are, and get this kid Justin a superfine date to tomorrow night's Flyers-Sabres game.